Bedroom Personality

Bedroom Personality Typical characteristics: Multi-tasking workaholics who are impatient, time-conscious, controlling, status-conscious, highly competitive, ambitious, business-like, aggressive and have difficulty relaxing. 

 
Likely to: Be a perfectionist, which usually drives this person up the wall because no one seems to match up to set standards in "competitive environments". You are easily frustrated, exasperated and even hostile when disappointed by minor turns of events.
In the BEDROOM, you are likely to:

• Scream, "Faster! Harder! Don't stop!"
• Desperately try to outdo (what you believe was) your partner's exes' standard or even your own previous performance. Every time. This is a manifestation of the insecurity you cover up with (over)confidence.
• Be the one on top, literally and otherwise.

Typical characteristics: Patient, relaxed, easy-going, lacking an overriding sense of urgency, unlikely to get irritated because I've described your type in fewer words.
Likely to: Be indifferent to your environment and the "decision-makers" around. You're happy nod along - and are most likely a great team player at the workplace.
In the BEDROOM, you are likely to:

• Whisper, "That was nice..."
• Not be on top - it's much "responsibility" and to be honest, too much work.
• "Adjust" - whatever that means.

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